Everything Pickaxe

A joke mod that adds random junk that I can think of

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Обновлён: 4 июля 2026 г.
Лицензия: LGPL-3.0-only

Опубликован 26 марта 2026 г.

Do you like to enjoy mining slowly on blocks and bide your time because you have nothing better to do? Or do you think the Netherite Tool is too hard to get while being too easy to lose when you die? Then this mod is for you!

The Everything Pickaxe

Craftable using 3 crying obsidian and 2 sticks; OR, upgrading from the diamond pickaxe with just 1 crying obdisian.
Repairable using regular obsidian (don't show this to any geologist).
Can mine anything (except for blocks that must use silktouch, and shearables, I have no idea why they don't drop).
Has over 3400 durability points.
Dynamic mining speed! Slower than a stone pickaxe on soft blocks like stone, but faster than a diamond pickaxe on harder blocks like obsidian!

This mod also includes:

The (Enchanted) Everything Bagel

Im not gonna show the recipe here because it's long.
Once you baked the bagel and eat it, you get almost 3 HOURS OF SATURATION!!!!! (even more if it's an Enchanted Everything Bagel).

Wooden spoon

Lets you scoop up a lot of material from blocks and eat it, each of which gives you a variety of effects.

Pinwheel

Spin it and feel yourself moving faser.

Obsidian Anvil

Repairable using lava!!!
Now you dont have to worry about your anvil breaking.

And more items in the mod!!

Eggs, baked and scrambled varieties.

And some silly features

Right clicking a water bucket on a filled map erases it while keeping the scale.
Tipping the everything pickaxe with lingering potions.
Determination (buried in the changelogs :>)

Stay tuned for updates when I have more absurd ideas.

Ченджлог

1.10.5Релиз1.21.1 · 4 июля 2026 г.

Force the repair cost of the Everything Pickaxe to 1, making it permanently repairable.

1.10.4Релиз1.21.1 · 27 мая 2026 г.

Removed the mining speed boost from the determination effect. Readjusted the experience level requirement and increased the range.

1.10.3Релиз1.21.1 · 5 мая 2026 г.

Expanded determination effect:

Players now receive gradual buffs (mining speed, walking speed, attack strength, damage reduction) based on their max experience level since their last death.

1.10.2Релиз1.21.1 · 4 мая 2026 г.

Allow permanent determination once unlocked until death (when losing exp).

Immediately unlock determination on exp receive.

1.10.0Релиз1.21.1 · 4 мая 2026 г.

Removed:

The Everything Axe, this mod ain't big enough for two everything tools.

Added:

Players can now tip the everything pickaxe with lingering potions, by right clicking the potion on the everything pickaxe.
Players with experience levels from 30 up will gain determination, allowing breaking any block even by hand. Don't die.

Changes:

The Everything Pickaxe damage is now buffed, and allows weapon enchantments, such as sharpness. Its mining speed is now proportional to the square root of the block break time instead of constant (minimum speed is 1),

The hand swing duration configuration now scales the current duration instead of overriding it, allowing faster animation on haste or slower on mining fatigue.

1.9.2Релиз1.21.1 · 27 апреля 2026 г.

Slightly tweak the axe, increase the damage a little but also increase the cooldown.

1.9.1Релиз1.21.1 · 27 апреля 2026 г.

Debuff the everything axe to make functionally closer to the everything pickaxe.

1.9.0Релиз1.21.1 · 25 апреля 2026 г.

Removed Architectury as a dependency, going Neoforge-only onward.

Added pinwheel, you can spin it and gain a bit of speed.

Increased the mining speed of the everything pickaxe but also reduced its durability.

The hand swing duration now editable in the config menu.